I creep steadily towards my 28th birthday. Don’t worry, I’m not going to complain or say I feel old. However, there are a few things that are on my to-do list that I think would be better done within the next two years than in my thirties or later because I doubt they will be as fun or entertaining afterwards. I’ve accomplished a lot of my list so far (skydiving and such), but these are a few things I’d like to do in my twenties:

• Make a scene at a restaurant (like, fling a drink in someone’s face)
• Have tasteful nude portraits taken (as well as normal, flattering black and white head shots)
• Drink Absinthe
• Do a keg stand
• Jump off a waterfall
• Play strip poker
• Mardi Gras in New Orleans