Invent a Drink

I’ve invented many many many drinks over the years, many with dubious results… but this one is going down in the books: a drink I call The Toucan. How did I come up with that name? Well initially it was because the drink is colorful and tropical tasting. And then I later discovered it’s also because this drink gets you too canned–GET IT?!

How to make The Toucan:

  1. Chop up and blend watermelon with a lil squirt of lime. Pour the watermelon into ice trays and freeze
  2. Once frozen, take an entire tray (just one) of the frozen watermelon/lime and toss that in a blender
  3. Add a cup or two of vodka (or rum, or tequila–your call)
  4. Add a cup or so of limeade
  5. Add in some frozen tropical fruits (we used a bag of pre-cut frozen mango, pineapple, and guava–YUM)
  6. Blend that shit
  7. If it’s too thick, add more booze or limeade
  8. Enjoy responsibly

Bonus: here are the directions written immediately after I invented it:




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